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Albert Einstein
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
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Barbara de Angelis
"Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are."
Barbara de Angelis
Leo Tolstoy
"Woman, you see, is an object of such a kind that study it as much as you will, it is always quite new."
Leo Tolstoy
Honore de Balzac
"To our shame a woman is never so much attached to us as when we suffer"
Honore de Balzac
Aristotle
"So it is naturally with the male and the female; the one is superior, the other inferior; the one governs, the other is governed; and the same rule must necessarily hold good with respect to all mankind."
Aristotle
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristotle
Oscar Wilde
"The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding"
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde

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Barbara de Angelis
"A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does."
Barbara de Angelis
Oscar Wilde
"Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualification"
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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"It is often woman who inspires us with the great things that she prevents us from accomplishing"
Alexandre Père
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandre_Dumas_p%C3%A8re
Jane Austen
"With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please, every feature works."
Jane Austen
Angelina Jolie
"I need someone physically stronger than me.... I am always on top. It's really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down."
Angelina Jolie
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelina_Jolie
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"If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent."
Italian Proverb
D.H. Lawrence
"The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection."
D.H. Lawrence
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.H._Lawrence
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"Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams."
Georg Lichtenberg
Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson
"The little rift between the sexes is astonishingly widened by simply teaching one set of catchwords to the girls and another to the boys."
Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Louis_Stevenson
Margaret Thatcher
"The cocks may crow, but it's the hen that lays the egg."
Margaret Thatcher
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"Nature makes woman to be won and men to win."
George Curtis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_William_Curtis

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