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Emily Dickinson
"A] mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled."
Emily Dickinson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Dickinson
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"There's always risk and uncertainty when you're dealing with Mother Nature. She's given us a couple of storms that have put us in the situation that we're in now."
Brayton Willis
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"If your mother says no jihad, then no jihad."
Abu Bakr
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Bakr
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"Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people."
Homer Simpson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_Simpson
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William Faulkner
"If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate; the Ode on a Grecian Urn is worth any number of old ladies"
William Faulkner
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Faulkner
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"To have a bill in place that would keep a person like me away from their father or mother, I just can't agree with,"
Abel Maldonado
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abel_Maldonado
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"Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety"
Aeschylus
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeschylus
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"Out of obedience to you and my mother I have grievously sinned. Now I willingly relinquish the crown. May I not go home?"
Jane Grey
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Grey
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"I will never forgive this girl. Never. I will never forgive them. Not the daughter. Not the mother. Never."
Ahmed Ali
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Ali
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"People think it's a terrible tragedy when somebody has Alzheimer's. But in my mother's case, it's different. My mother has been unhappy all her life. ... For the first time in her life, she's happy."
Amy Tan
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Tan
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"My mother kept asking me, 'When are you going to do a gospel album?' And I've always wanted to do a gospel album. Everybody was going on about it, so mom started hounding me more."
Alan Jackson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Jackson
American Musician Mother
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"If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you."
Alex Trebek
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Trebek
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""Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth."
Alfred Whitehead
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_North_Whitehead
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"When the hounds of spring are on winter's traces,/ The mother of months in meadow or plain/ Fills the shadows and windy places/ With lisp of leaves and ripple of rain . . ."
Algernon Swinburne
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algernon_Charles_Swinburne
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"Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either"
Garrison Keillor
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrison_Keillor
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