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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! I'm somebody now! Groucho Marx and Steve Martin are just two of the funny men and ladies who have graced the silver screen with memorable, funny movie quotes that have stood the test of time. We dont know why certain lines stick in our heads. Im not bad, I was just drawn this way. Why even an animated character can come up with funny movie quotes that become part of our everyday lexicon. Its what makes the movies worth watching.

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"I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where are they?"

Ellen DeGeneres in Finding Nemo - 2003

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"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

Will Smith in Men in Black - 1997

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"Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way."

Jon Lovitz in A League of Their Own - 1992

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"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age."

Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused - 1993

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"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents - 2000

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"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

Aaron Ruell in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

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You don't have to be a genius to sound like one. Here's a collection of the most profound and provocative wit and wisdom in the English language in two lines or less. Edited by entrepreneur John M. Shanahan, who created the wildly successful Hooked on Phonics program, this wonderful book presents the best that has been thought and said on every imaginable topic.

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"Who's on first."

Bud Abbott in The Naughty Nineties - 1945

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