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"[That's not true, actually. St. Joseph's may not have been the better team Saturday night, but it is certainly a better team than Old Dominion is. That, however, isn't always enough. Therein lies the peril of hunting season, because if a team posts a significant win or two, a bullseye is sure to follow. Lutz can no doubt see that trouble lurking ahead, beginning Wednesday night when Charlotte plays at Alabama.] I guarantee you, ... that Alabama's players are looking at us a little differently than they were in the beginning of the year."
Bobby Lutz
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"By the end of the night, (your forearms) will be black and have no hair."
Bobby Miller
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"It was kind of ugly because we had such an off-night shooting. Plus, we didn't take care of the ball as well as we should have. Fortunately, the defense stepped up and got the job done."
Bobby Sandquist
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"At night there is no such thing as an ugly woman"
Ovid
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovid
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"We believe he knows what happened to her that night."
Bobby Schindler
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Schindler
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George Carlin
"There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting"
George Carlin
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin
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"I don't know; we had a lot of guys two years ago who showed up every night, and you knew exactly what you were going to get. But I don't know; we seemed like we played with a lot more emotion then."
Brooks Orpik
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks_Orpik
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"We tried to stay with him all night. I thought every 3-pointer they took was contested."
Brian Brandtner
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"The thought of suicide is a powerful solace: by means of it one gets through many a bad night"
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche
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Bill Bryson
"I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted -- stay up all night or eat ice-cream straight out of the container."
Bill Bryson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Bryson
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"We got going early and got up on them. Allison had an excellent night - 33 points, 10 rebounds, six blocked shots, six steals - that's a pretty good night."
Bruce Bailey
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Bailey
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"Coming off the bench to do that. . . . Not a bad night at all."
Bruce Bean
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"We are going from looking at a few stars a night to an all-sky survey where over a year we will search the entire northern hemisphere."
Bruce Betts
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"Miguel was starting the game that night. But he's out there hitting, and Ash knocked him down by accident. Miguel got right back in there and about hit Ash with a line drive."
Bruce Bochy
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Bochy
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