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Lao Tzu

"Born to be wild - live to outgrow it." Lao Tzu
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Winston Churchill

"If you are going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill
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"Life and death. They are somehow sweetly and beautifully mixed, but I don't know how." Gloria Swanson

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"Live poor so you can die rich." Source Unknown

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George Eliot

"What is opportunity to the man who can't use it?" George Eliot
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"Time goes, you say? Ah no! Alas, Time stays, we go" Austin Dobson

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George MacDonald

"We die daily. Happy those who daily come to life as well." George MacDonald
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"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself." Ethel Barrymore
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"The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't." Joseph Mankiewicz
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Marilyn Monroe

"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on." Marilyn Monroe
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"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring." J. Perelman

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Jerry Seinfeld

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" Jerry Seinfeld
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Winston Churchill

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." Winston Churchill
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"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking." Elayne Boosler

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"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest." Joe Lewis
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