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"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."
J. Perelman
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"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself."
Ethel Barrymore
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethel_Barrymore
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"The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't."
Joseph Mankiewicz
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_L._Mankiewicz
Marilyn Monroe
"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on."
Marilyn Monroe
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe
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"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Elayne Boosler
Jerry Seinfeld
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"
Jerry Seinfeld
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld

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"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
Joe Lewis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_E._Lewis
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
"If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love."
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_de_Montaigne
Mark Twain
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
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"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
Brian Littrell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Littrell
Zig Ziglar
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
Zig Ziglar
Francis Bacon
"When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative."
Francis Bacon
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"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
Eric Morecambe
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Morecambe
Oscar Wilde
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Jack Handey
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Jack Handey
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey
Albert Einstein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Our friends show us what we can do; our enemies teach us what we must do."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Wolfgang_von_Goethe
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction"
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_de_Saint-Exupery
Pablo Picasso
"Inspiration exists, but it has to find us working."
Pablo Picasso
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Picasso
C.S. Lewis
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
C.S. Lewis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.S._Lewis

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