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Lao Tzu
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"Born to be wild - live to outgrow it."
Lao Tzu
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lao_Tzu
Life Quote of the Day
Winston Churchill
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"If you are going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
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Churchill English Statesman Funny Life Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny Top Inspirational Life
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"Life and death. They are somehow sweetly and beautifully mixed, but I don't know how."
Gloria Swanson
American Actress Life Quote of the Day
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"Live poor so you can die rich."
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Editor's Pick Life Quote of the Day
George Eliot
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"What is opportunity to the man who can't use it?"
George Eliot
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Eliot
Life Quote of the Day
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"Time goes, you say? Ah no! Alas, Time stays, we go"
Austin Dobson
Life Quote of the Day

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George MacDonald
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"We die daily. Happy those who daily come to life as well."
George MacDonald
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_MacDonald
Life Quote of the Day Scottish Novelist
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"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself."
Ethel Barrymore
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"The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't."
Joseph Mankiewicz
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_L._Mankiewicz
Editor's Pick Funny Life Quote of the Day
Marilyn Monroe
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"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on."
Marilyn Monroe
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe
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"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."
J. Perelman
Funny Love Quote of the Day
Jerry Seinfeld
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"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"
Jerry Seinfeld
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Funny Life Quote of the Day
Winston Churchill
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill
Editor's Pick English Statesman Funny inspirational Lies And Lying Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny
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"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Elayne Boosler
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"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
Joe Lewis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_E._Lewis
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