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"We found a reason for doing the show. There's an emotional tie, now. There is now a vital reason for exploring this topic as a play."
Bobby Moresco
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"I think the reason they think it's softer because they're hitting 8-irons [yesterday] and they were hitting 6-irons there [Wednesday]. We haven't watered any of the greens."
Brian Anderson
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"We've got this oversold market that can't find a reason to bounce."
Brian Bensch
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"Shots feel good when they come out of my hand. For some reason, I'm missing long right now, and that usually doesn't happen to me."
Brooks McKowen
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Brooks Robinson
"Pocahontas was the reason the Virginia colony didn't disappear, unlike some earlier attempts, ... We can thank her for that."
Brooks Robinson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks_Robinson
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"There is no reason for him to be out at that time."
Bruce Allen
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"He's the one who dreamt it all and basically, he's the reason behind all of it, ... it probably makes him very happy to see we have gotten all of this in place."
Brian Brohm
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Brohm
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"We want them to go back to doing what they used to do, which is migrate. The reason they migrate is for food. When they don't migrate, their offspring don't learn to migrate."
Bruce Barber
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Barber
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"The reason that I developed the style of talking about the historical use of these ingredients is because after I've cut an onion 10 times, I can't tell you to cut an onion again."
Mario Batali
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Batali
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"I've never been to the Soviet Union and the main reason for that is I was warned several times by people from the KGB who had defected to the West that it would be very unsafe for me to go there,"
Brian Crozier
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"I've never been to the Soviet Union and the main reason for that is I was warned several times by people from the KGB who had defected to the West that it would be very unsafe for me to go there."
Brian Crozier
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"No matter what political reasons are given for war, the underlying reason is always economic."
J. Taylor
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._J._P._Taylor
British Historian Reason
H.L. Mencken
"To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason"
H.L. Mencken
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Louis_Mencken
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Ernest Hemingway
"But in modern war you will die like a dog for no good reason."
Ernest Hemingway
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Hemingway
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