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Winston Churchill
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"If you are going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
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Churchill English Statesman Funny Life Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny Top Inspirational Life
Marilyn Monroe
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"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on."
Marilyn Monroe
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American Actress Funny Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny
Winston Churchill
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill
Editor's Pick English Statesman Funny inspirational Lies And Lying Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny
Oscar Wilde
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
Oscar Wilde
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Editor's Pick Friends Or Friendship Funny inspirational Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny
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"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
Peter Vries
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_De_Vries
American Novelist Funny Nostalgia Short Funny Top Funny
Mae West
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Mae West
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_West
Funny Guns Short Funny Top Funny

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"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials."
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Mark Twain
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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
American Author Books And Reading Funny Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny
Jay Leno
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"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."
Jay Leno
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American Comedian Doctors Funny Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny
Will Rogers
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
Will Rogers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers
Editor's Pick Funny Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny
Albert Einstein
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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
Funny German Physicist Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny
Erma Bombeck
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck
American Journalist Editor's Pick Funny inspirational Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny
Oscar Wilde
"I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Determination Funny Short Funny Top Funny
Emo Philips
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Emo Philips
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_Philips
American Comedian Boxing Funny Quote of the Day Short Funny Top Funny

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