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"In recent years, we have seen technology advance at lightning speed, allowing us to accomplish lifesaving feats never imagined before. It is our responsibility to ensure that these advances are used for positive medical breakthroughs, and not allowed to restrict rights or limit access to health insurance or job opportunities."
Evan Bayh
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Technology
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"They've bought into a technology that has yet to explode."
Brian Babineau
Technology
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"Technology has definitely changed the game. Now the heads are so huge it's hard to make a mistake."
Bruce Brockbank
Technology
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"We're making a major move of the Internet, and runway.polo.com is a natural extension of both polo.com and our collection business."
Ralph Lauren
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Technology
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"When we first came across this technology, we made sure there was no gray area, ... We're not going to guess it's OK and do it. We called and made sure."
Bruce Chambers
Technology
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"The abruptness and severity of the current technology slowdown has clearly impacted 3Com, ... 3Com is taking immediate steps to reduce costs and achieve profitability."
Bruce Claflin
Technology

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"The abruptness and severity of the current technology slowdown has clearly impacted 3Com. 3Com is taking immediate steps to reduce costs and achieve profitability."
Bruce Claflin
Technology
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"I'm struck by the insidious, computer-driven tendency to take things out of the domain of muscular activity and put them into the domain of mental activity."
Brian Eno
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Technology
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"Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer."
Dave Barry
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Computers Technology
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"Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years most of the manuals shipped with software products have actually been copies of Stephen King's The Stand with new covers pasted on."
Dave Barry
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry
Technology
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"We believe that the backdrop for investments in technology is favorable."
Abby Cohen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_Joseph_Cohen
Technology
Albert Einstein
"It is appallingly obvious our technology has exceeded our humanity"
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
Humanity Technology
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"For the first time in a decade, our model portfolio is no longer recommending an overweighed position in technology."
Abby Cohen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_Joseph_Cohen
Technology
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"We simply thought that the technology was not ready and was in need of additional work toward better and more complete integration with the document object model and with HTML."
Adam Sohn
Technology

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