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"My Grandmother told me that there was a passage in the bible that says, "It is better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore, than to spill it on the ground." So, I tried both. And the bible's right! It's way better. That's one of the reasons they call it the good book."
Whitney Brown
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"There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital."
Al Capp
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American Cartoonist The bible
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"If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad."
Aleister Crowley
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English Critic The bible
Andrew Jackson
"The Bible is the rock on which this Republic rests."
Andrew Jackson
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American President Quotes The bible
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"I wanted to ask him more about the Bible, if he thinks it's all deluded. He groups all religions together. I'd have liked to discuss the merits of salvation by grace, a truly unique concept."
Andrew Olson
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"The story line, the comparisons to this show and the Bible Ends after the names of the characters."
George Jackson
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"We've been careful to stay true to the Bible. We didn't want to alter its message in any way and we never abbreviated any names,"
George Rodriguez
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"We've been careful to stay true to the Bible. We didn't want to alter its message in any way and we never abbreviated any names. The response has been amazing."
George Rodriguez
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"The things that you're liable to read in the Bible: it ain't necessarily so."
George Gershwin
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Dwight L. Moody
"There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself."
Dwight L. Moody
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_L._Moody
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Dwight L. Moody
"I know the Bible is inspired because it inspires me"
Dwight L. Moody
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_L._Moody
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"On becoming more acquainted with the word of the Bible, I began to understand so much more of what I had been taught, and of what I had learned about life and about the people in mine."
Duke Ellington
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American Musician The bible
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"The words of the Bible, and the Bible alone, should be heard from the pulpit."
Ellen White
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellen_G._White
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