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Winston Churchill

"If you are going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill

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Marilyn Monroe

"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on." Marilyn Monroe
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe

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Winston Churchill

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill

Add Category or Author Editor's Pick    English Statesman    Funny    inspirational    Lies And Lying    Quote of the Day    Short Funny    Top Funny   

Oscar Wilde

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go" Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde

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"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be." Peter Vries
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_De_Vries

Add Category or Author American Novelist    Funny    Nostalgia    Short Funny    Top Funny   

Mae West

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Mae West
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_West

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"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." Author unknown

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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials." Author unknown

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Mark Twain

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain

Add Category or Author American Author    Books And Reading    Funny    Quote of the Day    Short Funny    Top Funny   

Jay Leno

"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot." Jay Leno
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Leno

Add Category or Author American Comedian    Doctors    Funny    Quote of the Day    Short Funny    Top Funny   

Will Rogers

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." Will Rogers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers

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Albert Einstein

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein

Add Category or Author Funny    German Physicist    Quote of the Day    Short Funny    Top Funny   

Erma Bombeck

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." Erma Bombeck
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck

Add Category or Author American Journalist    Editor's Pick    Funny    inspirational    Quote of the Day    Short Funny    Top Funny   

Oscar Wilde

"I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes." Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde

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Emo Philips

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." Emo Philips
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_Philips

Add Category or Author American Comedian    Boxing    Funny    Quote of the Day    Short Funny    Top Funny   



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