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Albert Einstein
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein
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Mae West
"Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself."
Mae West
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"What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series."
Dave Barry
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William Shakespeare
"Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal."
William Shakespeare
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"I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud."
Brian Clough
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Oscar Wilde
"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat."
Oscar Wilde
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"Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men"
Theodore Reik
Oscar Wilde
"The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women merely adored."
Oscar Wilde
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"I call on the kidnappers to release this journalist unconditionally and I shall work towards the release of Iraqi women."
Adnan Dulaimi
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"In all the horror films that I have done, all of those women were strong women. I don't feel I ever played the victim, although I was always in jeopardy."
Adrienne Barbeau
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"Heterosexuality has been forcibly and subliminally imposed on women.Yet everywhere women have resisted it, often at the cost of physical torture, imprisonment, psychosurgery, social ostracism, and extreme poverty."
Adrienne Rich
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"I prefer the word "homemaker" because "housewife" always implies that there may be a wife someplace else"
Bella Abzug
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Samuel Johnson
"Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little."
Samuel Johnson
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"A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are."
Chauncey Depew
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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton
Oscar Wilde
"There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde

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