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Winston Churchill

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill

Add Category or Author Editor's Pick    English Statesman    Funny    inspirational    Lies And Lying    Quote of the Day    Short Funny    Top Funny   

Mark Twain

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain

Add Category or Author American Author    Class    Funny    inspirational    Motivational   

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"Your life is the sum result of all the choices you make, both consciously and unconsciously. If you can control the process of choosing, you can take control of all aspects of your life. You can find the freedom that comes from being in charge of yourself." Robert Bennett

Add Category or Author American Politician    Choices   

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"We face adversity every day," Brian Brohm
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Brohm

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"I've got an accountability and responsibility to do whatever I can to help this team win a ballgame," Clint Hurdle
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Hurdle

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"Substance is not enough, accident is also required." Italian Proverb

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"The loneliness of the long-distance runner." Alan Sillitoe
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Sillitoe

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"Lord I believe your promises. I receive your provision. I walk in you blessings. I live by your grace. I accept your mercy. I long for your embrace." Travis Hedrick
Dr. Travis J Hedrick's site -- http://www.29elevenmusic.com

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"Cover this confirmation process with prayer, ... When they make it harder for us to pray, we just pray harder." Zell Miller
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zell_Miller

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Mark Twain

"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old." Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain

Add Category or Author Age And Aging    American Author    Birthday    Friends Or Friendship    Funny   

Jean Piaget

"It is with children that we have the best chance of studying the development of logical knowledge, mathematical knowledge, physical knowledge, and so forth." Jean Piaget
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Piaget

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"About the process of growing up .. What follows is tragic. We stop risking for fear of making mistakes, fear of not fitting in, fear of being embarrassed or humiliated by saying the 'wrong' thing. Our instinctive joy and boundless enthusiasm are replaced by playing it safe and looking good. Our spontaneity deserts us, and with it much of our natural creativity. Predictability replaces passion. We learn to reveal very little of who we really are and what we really feel. We sell the richness of our passionate birthright for the security of this burdensome thing called our image. It weighs us down like a suit of medieval armor, restricting our every move, sapping our vitality and aliveness. We wander through life on automatic pilot, controlled by the need to live up to the false image that we invented." Robert White

Add Category or Author Birthright    Fear    Passion    Spontaneity    Vitality   

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"It says: You've contributed to the development of our countries, paid taxes and social security. As reward, we'll be making your legal position stronger." Friso Abbing

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"In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends" John Collins

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Rodney Dangerfield

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Dangerfield

Add Category or Author American Comedian    Funny   


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